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Guidelines in building a Hollywood operating system
Posted on January 10, 2010 in Humor
- Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.
- Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be
accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit
data at two gigabytes per second. - When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the
control panels will explode, as will the entire building. - If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file,
it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a
backup file — and there are no undelete utilities.
Corollary: Deleting a file instantly removes all copies of said file from
disks, memory, frame buffers and caches across all computers in the universe. - If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for
a password when you try to access it. - No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it’ll be readable by
any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all
computer platforms. - The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However,
everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren’t labeled. - Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional,
real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability. - Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time
video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY. - Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it
projects itself onto his/her face. - Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans
operating computers never make mistakes under stress. - (From Independence Day) No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer
can be infected with it — even an alien spaceship’s computer — simply by
running a virus upload program on a laptop. - (From Jurassic Park) A custom system with millions of lines of code
controlling a multimillion dollar theme park can be operated by a 13 year
old who has seen a Unix system before. Seeing an operating system means you
know how to run any application on that system, even custom apps.Note: What OS was it really running?
- “These are super computers”. A CrayOS?
- “Quicktime movie, Apple logo, trash can.” MacOS?
- “Reboot. System ready. C:\” DOS?
- “Hey, this is Unix. I know this” Unix?
The computers in Jurassic Park were Cray supercomputers running the MacOS
as a graphical shell of DOS all layered on top of a Unix base. - You cannot stop a destructive program or virus by unplugging the computer.
Presumably the virus has it’s own built-in power supply. - You cannot stop a destructive program downloading onto your system by
unplugging the phone line. You must figure out the mandatory “back door”
all evil virus programmers put in. - Computers only crash if a virus or a hacker is involved.
- All text must be at least 72 point.
- Word processors do not have an insert point.
- The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.
- Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot
guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately. - Any task or program can be executed by simply pressing Enter, no matter
which program or window is in the foreground. - All scanners, video cameras and digital cameras have a resolution of
approximately 500 megapixels. Any image can be infinitely magnified with
no pixelization. - Security will not improve over time. Nonaffialiated personnel can take
over a space ship without needing an account or access control.
Corollary: Anyone can override access control lists in the future. - All hackers wear black T-shirts or Hawaiian shirts.
- Incoming messages are displayed letter by letter. Email over the Internet
works like telegraphs. - Microsoft Windows doesn’t exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.
- GUI operations, such as image selection and manipulation, can be handled
easily and quickly via the keyboard. - If a robot’s eyes turn red, it becomes evil.
- Cell phones and laptops have infinite battery life, until you need to
call for help. - Latency does not exist. Voice and data can be sent to Mars in real time.
- If all else fails, hit it. That fixes everything.
- If you don’t have the combination to an electronic door lock, shoot it.
Destruction of the lock electronics will always unlock the door.
Microsoft is afraid of Linux
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Technology
Microsoft has long taken too lightly Linux as a desktop challenger. But latest filing with the Security and Exchange Commission has the company acknowledging for the first time that Linux signifies a major threat to Windows.
News indicate that in Microsoft’s latest yearly filing with the SEC, it listed for the first time Ubuntu’s producer Canonical, and Linux distributor Red Hat as competitors to its Client division, which makes most of Windows. In the past, Red Hat was listed but merely as a competitor to its Business and Server & Tools divisions. Read the rest of this entry »
Google will acquire Adobe Flash codecs
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Technology
Google confirmed today that it plans to acquire digital video compression company On2 Technologies in an all-stock contract, valued at $106.5m.
Mountain View said that On2 shareholders will be given 60 cents worth of Google class A common shares for each outstanding share they have in the company.
Based in Clifton Park, New Jersey, On2 employs around 60 individuals. It began as the Duck Corporation in 1992. Read the rest of this entry »
iPhone update reveals next iPod Touch + iProd?
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Technology
Apple’s impending iPhone OS 3.1 firmware update will give a few new features like increased application programming interface support and a number of bug fixes. After the 3rd beta of iPhone OS 3.1 SDK was out, a software developer tipped Ars Technica with information that the updated USBConfiguration.plist contained particulars about Apple’s upcoming unidentified device dubbed as iProd and also the next generation iPod Touch. The proof of the unknown Apple product dubbed iProd originally came up in March this year when Apple seeded the iPhone OS 3.0 beta software development kits to developers. Read the rest of this entry »
Windows 7 XP Mode is now a Release Candidate
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Technology
Microsoft has declared that the status of the XP Mode add-on of Windows 7 that will permit end users with the appropriate hardware to run a virtual adaptation of Windows XP inside Windows 7 is at this moment a Release Candidate.
There are quite a few latest features in XP Mode Release Candidate. XP Mode applications currently present users a jump list of the most recently opened files with that application. This brings one of Windows 7′s additional helpful productivity features into play with older applications that would not otherwise cover it. As a result, not only will you be capable of directly running your most recently used XP Mode applications from the Windows 7 taskbar, but you will also be able to open particular files from the Windows 7 taskbar, too. You can now make use of USB devices in XP Mode without having to make it full screen, straight from the Windows 7 taskbar. Read the rest of this entry »
Why end users would not pay money for tablet PCs
Posted on August 2, 2009 in Technology
Word is that Apple is a month away from advertising a new tablet PC. One more tablet, the Crunchpad, is also due for impending release. These and other keyboardless PCs get vast coverage on gadget websites, but in reality, I consider this entire category a hopeless case. Why we continue waiting for the killer tablet PC is beyond me. Only a small number of people really want one, particularly at the prices that they will have to put up for sale.
Tablet computers – pleasing to the eye slates that you operate with a touch screen – are nice-looking if you are a sci-fi buff. There is a bit functionally attractive about a computer that is all screen and nothing else, and where your interaction is straight through that screen, not a go-between like a keyboard or mouse. And the notion works well on smart phones. Read the rest of this entry »
Hackers find new iPhone vulnerability
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Technology
A join up of security experts has found vulnerability in the iPhone that permits a hacker to take control of an iPhone through an SMS attack.
Researchers Charlie Miller and Collin Mulliner gave details about the security hole at the Black Hat cyber security conference in Las Vegas. They said they have already informed Apple about the bug a month ago but the problem has not been patched, according to Forbes, which said Apple has refused to comment on the issue.
The iPhone, they said, can be controlled by a remote hacker through a string of mostly invisible text messages bursts. That would give someone control over the phone, text messaging, browsing, mic and camera functions. There is also a comparable fault in Windows Mobile phones.
The attack exploits the lack of protection in the phone that would thwart code in the SMS from inserting in an executable file in the phone’s memory. Users who were under attack would only get a text message with a square in it.
A 2nd vulnerability would also let a hacker take the phone off the network through a type of denial of service attack through SMS. Android phones were also vulnerable to this, but it seems that Google has already patched the hole.
So what iPhone users ought to do? MyMobiSafe founder Eric Everson said it’s very implausible that they will be targeted. He said the attack would need hundreds of text messages sent to the targeted phone. He said if any of the text messages are erased before the attack is done, then the hack won’t be effective.
Just to be safe, if you happen to obtain an SMS with a square in it, turn off your phone or switch it into airplane mode.