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	<description>Every morning is the dawn of a new error.</description>
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		<title>The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guidelines in building a Hollywood operating system</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. 2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second. 3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building. 4. [...]]]></description>
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