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		<title>The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guidelines in building a Hollywood operating system</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. 2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second. 3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building. 4. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft is afraid of Linux</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft has long taken too lightly Linux as a desktop challenger. But the latest filing with the Security and Exchange Commission has the company acknowledging for the first time that Linux signifies a major threat to Windows. News indicate that in Microsoft&#8217;s latest yearly filing with the SEC, it listed for the first time Ubuntu&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google will acquire Adobe Flash codecs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google confirmed today that it plans to acquire digital video compression company On2 Technologies in an all-stock contract, valued at $106.5m. Mountain View said that On2 shareholders will be given 60 cents worth of Google class A common shares for each outstanding share they have in the company. Based in Clifton Park, New Jersey, On2 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone update reveals next iPod Touch + iProd?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s impending iPhone OS 3.1 firmware update will give a few new features like increased application programming interface support and a number of bug fixes. After the 3rd beta of iPhone OS 3.1 SDK was out, a software developer tipped Ars Technica with information that the updated USBConfiguration.plist contained particulars about Apple&#8217;s upcoming unidentified device [...]]]></description>
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